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Two Thousand and Pinches
Q: What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches?
A: An elephant wearing a tight tuxedo.
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Circumcising a Whale
Q: How do you circumcise a whale?
A: With four skin-divers.
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Time Out
A: "We don't allow faster than light neutrinos here," said the bartender.
Q: What happened when the neutrino walked into a bar?
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