Imagine That

Can you believe what people do in the church these days? I was in the church listening to the priest's sermon when i saw a guy smoking cigarettes inside the church. I was so amazed that I dropped my beer and made a huge ruckus. 

Confucius - Church

Confucius say...
Fart in church and you’ll sit in your own pew.

Baptized Wallet

After coming out of the water, a new member exclaimed, "Good grief, preacher, I forgot to remove my wallet from these trousers. It's dripping wet." "Hallelujah," exulted the preacher, "We could stand more baptized wallets."