Religion Jokes

Confucius - Church

Confucius say...
Fart in church and you’ll sit in your own pew.

Categories: Religion Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes)
Anonymous

Baptized Wallet

After coming out of the water, a new member exclaimed, "Good grief, preacher, I forgot to remove my wallet from these trousers. It's dripping wet." "Hallelujah," exulted the preacher, "We could stand more baptized wallets."

Categories: Money Jokes (Rich People Jokes) , Religion Jokes
Anonymous

Quick Witted Christian

A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because, I'm not an atheist." Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a Christian." The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian. "Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Lucy paused, smiled and said, "Then, I'd be an atheist!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Religion Jokes (Atheist Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes
Anonymous
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