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Religion Jokes - God Jokes
God Invented Lawyers
Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Reincarnated
Q: Will I be reincarnated?
A: Not unless there is a special need to recreate you. And searching backup files is a major hassle, so if there is a request for you, God will just say that the tape has been lost.
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Does God Use the Bathroom
"Mom, does God go to the bathroom?" a son asked. The mom replied, "No son, why?" The son said, "Well every morning Dad goes to the bathroom and pounds on the door and shouts, 'Oh God! Are you still in there?!?!'"
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