The Three Nuns and the Father

Three nuns are talking. The first nun says, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nun asks. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun says, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasp the other nuns. "What did you do?" they ask. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replies. The third nun faints.

Wheelchair Nun

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A: Virgin Mobile!!

Why Man, Then Woman

God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you create a masterpiece.