Religion Jokes

Trump Strategy

Q: Why are Muslims worried about Trump's immigration plans?
A: Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal. 

Anonymous

Bless Me Father, For I Have Sinned

The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am." The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin... it's simply a mistake."

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Anonymous

Pope Rest

Q: How does the Pope replenish himself after a long tiring morning?
A: He takes a eucharist.

Submitted BY: Fr. Dave Dwyer
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