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This simple three question test illustrates how often Bill Clinton must be telling lies. 1. Is the Pope catholic? 2. Does Windows have bugs? 3. Does Clinton lie? 

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Talk with God

MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.
GOD: I know, I made her that way so you would love her.
MAN: God, she has such beautiful blue eyes.
GOD: I know I made them for her so you would love her.
MAN: There is only one thing wrong with her. She is a little dense.
GOD: I know..I made her that way so she could love YOU!

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God Created Man First

Q: Why did God create man first?
A: So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it.

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