Devil's Finds

Three men are traveling on a ship, when they are accosted by the Devil. The Devil proposes that if each man drops something into the sea and he cannot find it, he will be that man's slave. If the Devil does find it, however, he will eat that man up. The first man drops a pure, clear diamond, and immediately gets eaten. The second drops an expensive watch, trying to impress the Devil, and gets eaten. The third man fills a bottle with water and pours it into the sea yelling, "You think I'm a fool? Try finding that!"

Pope and E-Z Pass

Q: What did the Pope say when his driver told him he forgot to get E-Z Pass for their USA trip?
A: The Holy Father smiled and said, "Don’t worry, we have Jesus Pass!"

No Nun

Q: What do you call a Nun who has a sex change operation?
A: A Transistor.