Jewish Telegram

Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying. Details to follow."

God Has To Be Fair.

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

Proud Of Daddy

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him $50."
The second boy says, "That's nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, and they give him $100."
The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"