Religion Jokes

Texas A&M Nativity Scene

Q: Why couldn't Texas A&M put on a nativity scene?
A: Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Anonymous

Pope Leo Understands Sin

Pope Leo has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University
He doesn't just understand sin, he understands cos too.

Submitted BY: MEG

Drunk Man Finding Jesus

A drunk man stumbled into a church where there were baptisms being performed. The priest noticed him and asked him if he wanted to find Jesus. "Sure," said the drunk man. "I'll find Jesus." So the priest took the drunk man's head and dunked it into the baptismal waters. When he came up for air, he was sputtering and coughing. "Damn," said the drunk man. "Are you sure he fell in there?"

Anonymous
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