Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Trouble Swallowing

Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children. I had hopes of being a grandmother by now.
Daughter: I just don't know, Mom! Billy tries all the time, it's just that I have a lot of trouble swallowing.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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Wife Losing Interest

Q: How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
A: When her favorite sexual position is "next door".

Categories: Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Riddles
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Honeymoon Cruise

Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise. The husband says, "Honey, I want to stop and pick up some condoms before we go." "Good idea," she says. "While you're in there, pick me up some Dramamine." The groom gets out, walks into the drugstore and says to the clerk, "I'd like a box of condoms and a package of Dramamine, please." "Yes sir, says the clerk, "but do you mind if I ask you a question? If it makes you nauseous, why do you do it?"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Pharmacist Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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