Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Back From Vacation

Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks leave in which to get married. "But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get married then?"
"What, and ruin my vacation?" she whined.

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Exorcist Husband

"They call my husband 'The Exorcist." "Why?" "As soon as he gets to a party, he rids it of all the spirits."

Anonymous

New Positions

Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight?
Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart!

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