Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Say Again

I love my wife, but if she ever lost her hearing I'd have to leave her.
Till deaf us do part.

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Marital Parts Conversation

A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it."
The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it."

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What A Coincidence

Life's a bitch, and then you marry one.

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