Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Reincarnation

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."

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Spouse Insomnia

Q: If an accountant's spouse cannot sleep, what is the best cure?
A: Ask the accountant to talk about their work.

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Angelic Love

Man 1: "My wife is an angel."
Man 2: "Lucky you. Mine's still alive."

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