Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Shower Talk

A man and his wife shower together. The husband puts his hand on her breast and says, "These are nice, but if they were a bit firmer you could walk around without a bra for me." Then the husband pats her butt and says, "This is nice, but if it was a bit firmer, you could walk around without panties for me." The wife turns around to her husband, grabs his groin and says, "This is nice, but if it was a little bigger, I wouldn't need your brother."
 

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Note on the Fridge

I came home from the golf course today. The wife had left a note on the refrigerator, "IT'S NOT WORKING, I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay with my mother."
I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes)
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Incompatibility Theory

Two wives were airing their troubles.  "I'd like to get a divorce," said the first.  "My husband and I just don't get along.  "Why don't you sue him for incompatibility?", asked the second.  "I would if I could catch him at it! "replied the first.

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