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Cheating

My girlfriend accused me of cheating.
I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

Anonymous

Who am I?

A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. The door bell rings. A couple wakes up. Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!" The man jumps out a window. Flying down he starts to think: "Shit! But I am the husband!"

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Anonymous

Good News, Bad News, Worse News

Good News: You came home for a quickie.
Bad News: The postman had the same idea.
Worse News: You have to wait.

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