Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Marriage

To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother. I want to marry one who makes dough like her father.

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Anonymous

Amazon Lover

I'm not saying that my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I'm just saying that if I got a job as a UPS driver they'd probably let me work from home.

Submitted BY: MEG

While A Lady Is Present

A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.

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Anonymous
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