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Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman
Farmer Johnson
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife, "Maude, when I'm dead and gone... I want you to marry farmer Jones." "Oh no, I couldn't marry anyone after you!" Maude replies."But I want you to, Maude." "But why?" Maude asks."Because that no good son of a bitch once cheated me in a horse trade!"
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Anonymous
Nothing To Put In It
Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it?
Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?
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Backup Needed
I'm not saying my girlfriend is promiscuous, but when she goes to the gynecologist, it's a two man job.
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