Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Celebrating An Event

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig." The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Pig Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Fake It

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
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Runaway Wife

A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, "I called the local insane asylum yesterday to check on who has escaped from there recently." His buddy asks, "Oh? Why do you wonder about that?" To which he replies, "Well, somebody ran off with my wife this week!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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