Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Fake It

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.

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Runaway Wife

A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, "I called the local insane asylum yesterday to check on who has escaped from there recently." His buddy asks, "Oh? Why do you wonder about that?" To which he replies, "Well, somebody ran off with my wife this week!"

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Nothing Changed

On the eve of the couple's tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was bragging about her figure. "You know honey," she said, "I can still get into the skirts I had before we were married." "Yeah?" the husband replied as he turned his attention back to the ball game on TV. "I wish to hell I could."

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