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Lottery
A husband says to his wife, “What would you do if I won the lottery?”
She says, “I would take half and then leave you.”
“Excellent,” he replies. “I won $12. Here’s $6. Now get the f*ck out.”
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Submitted BY: iTech
Goofy
Mickey and Minnie have been having problems for some time now and after hearing of Barbie and Ken's break up, they too decide to call it quits. Donald goes to Mickey to console him and says, "She's been a problem since day one. I'm glad you finally saw that she's crazy." Mickey looks at Donald and replies, "No, I broke up with her because she's fucking goofy."
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Mickey Divorces Minnie
Q: Why did Mickey divorce Minnie?
A: Because she was f*cking Goofy.
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Submitted BY: jtrann
