Relationship Jokes - Divorce Jokes

Hurricane Matthew

Hurricane Matthew is like my ex-wife.
At first things were wet and intense, then I lost my house.

Anonymous

Missing Parts

Q: What do you call a woman with no asshole?
A: Divorced.

Anonymous

Marriage Anonymous

With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Anonymous." Whenever a guy feels like getting married, they send over a woman with curlers in her hair, cream on her face and wearing a torn housecoat to nag him out of it.

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