Khoisan Love

I met my girlfriend at a Khoisan language class.
We just clicked.

Dating a Midget

I use to date a midget... I was nuts over her!

Lemon Pennance

A guy goes into the church confessional and says, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I slept with five different women last night.” The priest says, “Go home, squeeze five lemons into a glass, and drink it all as fast as you can.” “And I will be forgiven?” asks the man. “No,” the priest says, “but it will wipe that smirk off your face.”