Redneck Girlfriend

You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the ground.

Football Misunderstanding

A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. They found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action. A substitute was put into the game and as he was running onto the field to take his position, the boy said to his girlfriend, "Take a good look at that fellow. I expect him to be our best man next year." His girlfriend snuggled closer to him and said, "That's the strangest way I ever heard of for a boy to propose to a girl. But, regardless of how you said it, I accept!"

Surprise Visit

Q: How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?
A: She said she didn't see him coming.