Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Meet the Family

I'm introducing my girlfriend to my parents for the first time tonight.
I told my girlfriend my parents were partially deaf, so she has to speak loud and slow. I told my parents my girlfriend is retarded.
This should be an interesting night.

Anonymous

Jewish Oral Sex

Q: How do a Jewish couple have oral sex?
A: They sit at opposite ends of the bed and yell screw you at one another.

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Anonymous

Wrong Finger

I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring on the wrong finger.  When I pointed this out to her, she said, "I know, I married the wrong man!"

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