Top 10 Reasons Why FIshing is Better Than Sex

10 Reasons why fishing is better than sex:
10: Lasts from dawn till dusk
9: You have your own secret hole
8: Allowed several fish daily
7: Can choose the length of your rod
6: Can fish any time of the month
5: You clean it before you eat it
4: Able to take a nap while you fish
3: The cost of bait is cheaper than a date
2: You can always throw it back
1: Your favorite catch can be mounted on the wall
 

Meeting Women

Somebody told me the best way to meet women is to do something you enjoy -- right away, you have something in common. So, I've spent the past year smoking dope and watching television.

What Tax?

This kid walks into the pharmacy: "I've a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you could fix me up for it." "What do you want?" "Well, it's a hot date, man. A sure thing? You know..." "What do you want?" "I need some protection, alright??" "What size?" "Size? I dunno... Whatever is considered average I guess." "That'll be $2.35 including tax." "Tacks?! Tacks?! I thought they stayed on by themselves!"