Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Jewish Oral Sex

Q: How do a Jewish couple have oral sex?
A: They sit at opposite ends of the bed and yell screw you at one another.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

A Fair Price

A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne. . . the works. Finally he asked her, "Does your Mother feed you like this at home?" "No," she said, "but my Mother's not looking to get laid, either."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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Anonymous

Diamond Ring

My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring
The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it all the time to show how much it meant to me.
One day, I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller's. Unfortunately they told me that my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.
It was a sham rock.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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