Relationship Jokes

AM Winner

My girlfriend and I have a competition every morning to see who gets out of bed first when our alarms go off.
You snooze, you lose.

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Why Are Women Like Snowflakes

Why are women like snow flakes? They are all beautiful. They are all different. They can all be cold as ice, but they'll all melt when they land on your face......

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Neighbor Kids on Front Lawn

Q: How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn? 
A: You molest them!.

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