Relationship Jokes

Play it Again

Q: My son asked me what it was like to be married.
A: I deleted all the music off his iPod except one song.

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Wife to a Fortuneteller

A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice and asks, "Will I be acquitted?"

Anonymous

Love At First Sight

Q: Why do men like love at first sight?
A: It saves them a lot of time.

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