Love At First Sight

Q: Why do men like love at first sight?
A: It saves them a lot of time.

Words of Passion

Q: What does Pinocchio's lover say to him?
A: "Lie to me! Lie to me!" 
 

Still Hot for Each Other

An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfast table on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.
The old man said,"You know, 50 years ago, we were probably sitting here buck naked."
The woman said, "Why don't we try that again?"  
So they stripped and sat down at the table again.
Soon the old woman said, "Honey, my titties are as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago."
The man replied, "Of course they are dear, one's in your oatmeal and the others in your coffee!"