Relationship Jokes

A Fair Deal

A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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Redneck Gets Married

This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn't know what to do. He's fumbling around for a while, but finally his wife gets fed up and says, "Jeb, ya big idiot! Yer s'pposed to take that thing you play with and put it where I pee!"
So he got his bowling ball and threw it in the outhouse!

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Female Guitar Player

Consider the following:
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string!"

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