Relationship Jokes

Old And Overweight

A wife asked her husband, "Honey, will you still love me when I am old and overweight?" The man replied, "Yes, I do."

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Asian Request

I asked my Chinese girlfriend for a 69 last night.
She said 'Fuck off, I'm not cooking at this time of night'

Anonymous

Head Rest

My girlfriend's breasts always look better once I've had alcohol
I call it the wine rack

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