Relationship Jokes

Quickie

You know you've been married too long when a "Quickie" before dinner now means a drink.

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Measure Up

I asked my partner if I was the only one she’s been with.
She said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights.”

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Marriage Question

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you no matter who left you the fortune."

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