Relationship Jokes

Divorce Decision

"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

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Melon Love

Q: Which melon will never run away to get married?
A: Cantaloupe

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Bill Clinton & Hillary

Bill and Hillary Clinton were traveling in a car. They stopped at a filling station. They saw Hillary's young lover there. Bill said to Hillary, "If you were still with him, you'd be the wife of a filling station owner." Hillary said "NO! Then he would be the president of United States."

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