Relationship Jokes

Murphy's Wife

Murphy tells Quinn, "My wife is driving me to drink!"
Quinn replies, "You're very lucky!  My wife makes me walk!"

Anonymous

Busted

Caught my wife having sex with my best friend.
She can pack her bags and get out and he's going back to the dog shelter.

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Shut Her Up!

Q: Why did God give man a penis?
A: So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up!

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