Popular Jokes

These jokes are our most popular jokes over the past few months, based on all user feedback. Vote for your favorites today!

Phone Call

"Hi Mom, it's me." "Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the hardware store, looking for a drill." "Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call, and that's why I'm calling you." "Oh my God, what happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face." "What on earth . . . Why did you do that?"
"Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker. Mom, I knocked the shit out of her!"

Categories: Telephone Jokes , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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Yo Mama - Dirty

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes
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Yo Mama - Hotel

Yo momma's so ugly, hotel managers use her picture to keep away the rats.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly)
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