The Presidential Watches

A man goes to a jewelry store looking to buy a watch. He looks at a watch called "the George Bush Watch" and asks the sales clerk why there are no hands. The sales clerk says, "you are suppose to read his lips." He then looks at a watch called the "Ross Perot Watch" and notices that it isn't running - the sales clerk tells him "it runs, it doesn't run, it runs, it doesn't run..." He then notices a watch called the "Bill Clinton Watch" and sees that it runs, has hands and looks like a pretty good watch. He asks the sales clerk how much. The sales clerk replies "$19.95 plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax..." 

Lincoln

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, How was the play?

US Attorney Generals Light Bulb

Q: How many US Attorney Generals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I cannot recall that particular answer at this time.