Obama Sinking

Q: President Obama is on a sinking boat. Who gets saved?
A: The nation.

Lonely Barack

Q: What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle?
A: I don't want to be Obama self

Al Gore Quotes

• "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
• "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
• "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
• "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."