St. Obama

On a Saturday afternoon in Washington, DC an aide to President Barack Obama visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral in Washington. He told the Cardinal that President Barack Obama would be attending the next mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Obama to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Obama a saint.
The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the man, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Obama's views." Obama's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $10,000,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Obama as a saint.” The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon.”
As Obama's aide promised, Obama appeared for the Sunday worship and seated himself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Obama was present. The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While President Obama's presence is probably an honor to some, the man is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of his views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and he tends to flip-flop on many other issues. Barack Obama is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker and a nit-wit. Barack Obama is also a serial liar, a cheat and a thief. I must say, Barack Obama is the worst example of a Christian I have ever personally witnessed. He is a narcissist and is using his speaking ability to lie to the American people.
He also has a reputation for shirking his obligations, both In Washington and in Illinois. The man is simply not to be trusted.”
The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with Hillary Clinton, Obama is a Saint."

Obama Rated 5th Best

OBAMA RATED 5th BEST PRESIDENT IN OUR HISTORY
From a total of 44 US Presidents: Obama is rated as the fifth best. The A&M's Public Relations Office released this statement "After almost six years in office, Americans have rated President Obama the fifth best President ever."
These are the details according to Texas A&M:
1. Reagan & Lincoln tied for first
2. Twenty three presidents tied for second
3. Seventeen other presidents tied for third
4. Jimmy Carter came in fourth
5. Obama came in fifth.

Obama Sinking

Q: President Obama is on a sinking boat. Who gets saved?
A: The nation.