Clinton's Saxophone

Q: Why did President Clinton quit playing the saxophone?
A: To play his WhoreMonica

Lewinsky's New Book Title

Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky's new book
1. I Suck At My Job
2. What Really Goes Down In The White House
3. How I Blew It In Washington
4. You Have to Work Hard to Find the Softer Side of the President
5. Clear and Present Boner
6. Testing the Limits of the Gag Rule
7. Going Back for Gore
8. Podium Girl
9. Secret Services to the President
10. Harass is Not Two Words: The Story of Bill Clinton
11. Deep Inside The Oval Office
12. The Congressional Study on White House Intern Positions
13. She's Chief of MY Staff!
14. Al Gore Is In Command For The Next 30 Minutes
15. How To Beat Off the Government
16. Going Down and Moving Up
17. Members of the Presidential Cabinet
18. Me and My Big Mouth
19. How To Get Ahead in Business

Best and Brightest

One day Obama was visiting the queen of England. He asked her how she ran such an efficient government. She said, "I only surround myself with intelligent people, watch this" and she called in England's prime minister, David Cameron. She asked him, "If your parents had a child that is not your brother or sister, then who is it?" David replied, "Well, it would have to be me." The queen was very pleased and Obama was very impressed. Out of curiosity when he returned home, he asked Joe Biden the same question, "If your parents have a child that isn't your brother or sister, then who is it?" Biden thought long and hard. "Let me get back to you on that Mr.President." So Biden spends the entire day thinking and researching the question. He runs into former president George Bush and asked him the same question. "George, if your parents had a child that wasn't your brother or sister, then who would it be?" George Bush replied, "Well, it would be me". So Biden runs back to the white house to tell Obama. He said, "I figured it out, it would be George Bush!" Obama replied, "No you dumbfuck, it would be David Cameron"