Bernie's Team

Q: What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?
A: Mom & Dad

AOC back to School

Embarrassed NY voters demanded that Ocasio-Cortez go back to school to fix her misguided statements about causality.  For example, getting rid of all matches will not improve long term climate issues. She was tasked by professors to study how frogs respond to commands. She tells a frog to jump. The frog jumps 30 feet. She writes in her log book, frog jumps 30 feet. Then she cuts off one leg. She gives the same command to frog. It jumps 25 feet. In Log: Cut off one leg, frog jumps 5 less feet. She cuts off another leg. Frog goes 20 feet. She records it in log book. Then she cuts off the 3rd leg, commands frog to jump. Frog jumps 10 feet. She writes, cut off 3 legs and frog now jumps 10 less feet. Finally, she cuts off the last leg and commands the frog, JUMP! Frog doesn't move an inch. So the AOC writes in her book, "Cut off all 4 legs and frog GOES DEAF!" And she's still our congress woman. Lord help us.

Facebook Diversity Program

In an effort to manage diversity, Facebook is looking for feedback on its decision to ban Trump.
All the people who disagree with the decision will also be removed from their platform.