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Biden Mistake
Biden had a meeting with his cabinet this morning
then he talked to the bookcase for a while, and now he's arguing with the couch.
This evening he's going to play with the big red button.
Lord help us!
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Jewish Monica Lewinsky
Q: How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
A: If she wasn't, she wouldn't have stained her dress.
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Wishes After Saving George W. Bush
George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One." The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!" The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!"
Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are handicapped." The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
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