Political Jokes

AOC Sunshine

As part of her 'Green New Deal', Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez recently suggested that we should be harvesting more energy from the sun.  She proposed a fleet of conventional rockets loaded with special solar batteries that would travel to the Sun and collect energy. Scientists challenged her plan suggesting that the ships would burn-up before they even got close!"  Ocasio-Cortez responded, "DUH . . . Not if you go at night!"

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Obama On Halloween

Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween? 
A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!

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Trump Act One

Q: What's the first thing Trump did as President?
A: Kicked a black man out of his house.

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