First Lady's Patriotic Duties

Q: What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?
A: They both go down in the name of the president.

Liberal Worries

Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights....
Like he's a Muslim or something.

Monica's Diary

Monica's Diary

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They keep asking me if I had sexual relations with the president. I mean, give me a break. That is so crazy. I mean, just because every day, when I worked at the White House, his name was at the top of my "To Do" list.
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