Monica's Diary

Monica's Diary

Entry 1
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Entry 15
Dear Diary,
They keep asking me if I had sexual relations with the president. I mean, give me a break. That is so crazy. I mean, just because every day, when I worked at the White House, his name was at the top of my "To Do" list.
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The End

Political Fix

I voted for the Democrats because I didn't like the way the Republicans were running the country. Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache.

Acronyms for Clinton and His Administration

1. Clinton: (C)razed (L)ow-class (I)diot (N)ow (T)aking (O)ver (N)ation
2. Clinton: (C)razy (L)iberal (I)ntent (O)n (N)eedlessly (T)rashing (O)ur (N)ation
3. Clinton: (C)learly (L)oose (I)nternal (N)avigation (T)echniques (O)ccupy (N)ever-Neverland
4. Clinton: (C)ompulsive (L)iar (I)s (N)ation's (T)op (O)fficial (N)ow
5. Clinton: (C)omplete (L)oser (I)n (N)ow (T)errorizing (O)ur (N)ation
6. Hillary: (H)ighly (I)nexperienced (L)eft-liberal (A)cademic (R)ighteous (Y)uppies
7. Gore: (G)ennifer's (O)nly (R)emaining (E)nterprise
8. Gore: (G)reatly (O)riented to (R)adical (E)cology
9. Gore: (G)reat (O)ne (R)egulating (E)verything