Politicians Cross the River

George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven, and the angel said, "You must cross this river and we will judge how much you have sinned based on how far you sink."
Dubya goes first and gets up to his neck, but makes it across. He looks back and sees Al Gore walking on the water. He appeals to the angel saying, "He's sinned as much as I have, what gives?" The angel says, "He's standing on Clinton's shoulders!"

Bill Clinton Model

My new computer's the Bill Clinton Model. It's gotta 2 inch hard drive, no memory and it keeps going down.

Presidential Election

Howard Dean's wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the election is over she will shave off all her pubic hair and sit on stage with husband Howard, and wearing no panties. Astounded reporters asked what the message was, to which she replied "Read my lips. No more Bush"