The Presidential Watches

A man goes to a jewelry store looking to buy a watch. He looks at a watch called "the George Bush Watch" and asks the sales clerk why there are no hands. The sales clerk says, "you are suppose to read his lips." He then looks at a watch called the "Ross Perot Watch" and notices that it isn't running - the sales clerk tells him "it runs, it doesn't run, it runs, it doesn't run..." He then notices a watch called the "Bill Clinton Watch" and sees that it runs, has hands and looks like a pretty good watch. He asks the sales clerk how much. The sales clerk replies "$19.95 plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax..." 

Run For Office?

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties. George Clooney

Lincoln

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, How was the play?