Political Jokes

Chuck Norris' Best Effort

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Anonymous

George Bush

George Bush is so stupid, he's still looking for a corner in his Oval Office.

Anonymous

Presidential Office

George W. Bush is the President,
Dick Cheney is Vice President,
Colin Powell is the Secretary of Defense,
We have a bush, dick and a colon in office so we're bound to get screwed somewhere along the line.

Anonymous
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