Upcoming Election

Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing street interviews about the upcoming presidential primary election. "I'm not voting for any of the candidates," the first man said. "I don't know any of them." "I feel the same way," the second man said. "Only I know them all."

The Oil Crisis

There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.  Well, here's the answer: It's simple. Nobody bothered to check the oil.  Didn't know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical.  All the oil is in Alaska, Texas, and Oklahoma, and all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.

Trump's Wall

Q: Will Donald Trump's plan to finish building the wall on the Mexico boarder work?
A: It did for the Chinese, they have almost no Mexicans in their country.