Where's my Card?

Minorities have the race card, women have the gender card, homosexuals have the gay card, but what do discriminating white men have?
The Trump card.

The Eleventh Commandment

We have all heard of the ten commandments. Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made. Just for President Clinton. "Thou shalt not put thy rod in thy staff."

Bush Coded from Saddam

Bush got a coded message from Saddam.
It read: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA. The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton. He suggested turning the message upside down ...